Political dictionary and definitions

Affordable Care Act 
Translation : The UNaffordable Healthcare Act

Makes more profits for large healthcare companies - they are expecting a BONANZA.
Makes Healthcare even more inefficient and unaffordable than it already is.
America currently ranks 37th for Healthcare efficiency and spends double per person than most other developed countries with far worse Healthcare results. Obamacare will make things even WORSE.
Equivalent of a 3.8% tax hike on the middle class.

AIPAC
Translation : An organisation with the sole purpose of promoting war and conflict in the Middle East

Bank (large) Translation : An organisation that seeks to make large profits from usury, financial speculation, fraud, money laundering and outright theft.

Pays large sums to the government and politicians so that their crimes go unpunished and they get bailed out by the taxpayer when they go bust.

Large banks have now changed their business model from old fashioned lending to the above profit generators.

Central Bank 
Translation (1) : An organisation that seeks to exacerbate and cause boom and bust cycles

Translation (2) : an organisation set up to increase the profits of their main shareholders (the large banks).
Like any private company, the Central Bank's primary purpose is to enrich their share holders.

The Federal Reserve cannot make large profits itself (they would have to return most of them to the Treasury if they did).

Instead the Federal Reserve seeks to give free money away to it's main shareholders.

It also seeks to increase the money supply by increasing overall levels of debt.
The more debt that there is, the more the amount paid in interest (over time).
Interest that is mostly paid to the Federal Reserve's large share holders.

The best way of increasing overall debt levels is to get governments to spend lots of money and to borrow heavily to pay for the spending.
(Or to have a housing/property bubble to increase personal debt levels.)

The best way to get the government to spend lots of money is to massively increase military spending and/or start a few wars.

The Federal Reserve also deliberately exaggerates the business boom and bust cycle.
It is very difficult to make money from financial speculation if prices just stay the same.    

CIA
Translation : an organisation that forms the military wing of America's large Corporations

They are also large scale drug traffickers in order to fund their Black Ops on behalf of the large Corporations.


Citizens United
Translation : Act to consolidate the power and hold over Washington DC of large Corporations and financial elites.
Increase the money available for blatant Corporate propaganda and government lies.
Make citizens even less well informed and even more disempowered.

Conservative
Translation :- Social and religious fascist.

N.B.
The previous definition of Conservative, i.e. an advocate of fiscal discipline, small government, balanced budgets, low taxes and civil rights no longer applies.
See Teaparty / Teabaggers definition below.

Conservative is no longer a term applied by the mass media to someone that advocates fiscal discipline - these people are now labelled "extremist" or "domestic terrorist".

If the media did apply the term Conservative to someone advocating fiscal discipline, the population might wake up and realize that there aren't any Conservatives left in Washington DC (well maybe just 1 or 2 out of the 535 in Congress and none in the White House).


Constitutionalist
Translation : A supporter of what made America great.

Supports the Bill of Rights.
Supports small government, low taxes, balanced budgets and fiscal discipline.

Usually labelled as an "extremist" or "domestic terrorist" in the mainstream media.
Labelled as such to discourage any discussion or proposals that might be contrary to the interests of large Corporations or financial elites.


Defense Company/Contractor 
Translation : An organisation that seeks to promote government policies that makes Americans (and the rest of the world) feel less safe so that they can sell more arms.

Exactly the same as any other private company - sell more product and make more profits.
Unlike most private companies though, this industry profits from war, conflict and human misery.

Can you imagine how arms sales around the world would plummet if the Israeli/Palestinian conflict was somehow resolved?


Democratic Party 

Translation : An organisation that has thrown everything it once stood for out of the window.

Now works for the bankers, large Corporations and financial elites.
Pursues Neocon warmongering policies (see Neocon).
The Democratic Party was supposed to act in the interests of the middle class and below but now pursues policies that are directly contrary to the interests of over 99% of Americans.
Advocates $1.3tn+ of annual Corporate Welfare.


DHS - Department for Homeland Security
Translation : The department for the government's security

An organisation set up in order to better control America's civilian population and to discourage and minimize dissent of the American government by Americans.

The DHS has received large scale funding increases over the last 10 years.
The government thinks it is going to need much more protection, when the people eventually work out what the government is currently doing to them.

Drone
Translation : A deliberately scary robotic weapon whose primary purpose is to recruit many more Islamic Extremists and Jihadists than they kill.

Robotic weapons are scary - anyone remember the opening scenes of the Terminator?
The killing of large numbers of innocent civilians with things like double tap drone strikes helps recruit millions more enemies of America.

92% of the population of Pakistan now considers the American government to be their enemy.
Drones are very effective in what they are intended to do.
They have recruited about 80 million new enemies of America, just in Pakistan,  in just 8 years and two or three hundred drone strikes. Drones are very effective in what they are designed to do.

Then we can talk about the Islamic Extremists taking over the governments of Libya and Egypt.
Or the civil wars raging in Yemen and Syria.

America has taken it's policy of recruiting more Islamic Extremists into new areas in Syria.
It is now arming the Syrian FSA with covert shipments from Benghazi - the majority of the FSA are Islamic Extremists.

The wars have now expanded into Africa.
Drones of course are already playing their part to escalate the conflict and tensions.
Obama has just sent drones into Niger.

Fascist
Translation :- advocates the merger of Corporate and State power.

Green Party / Greens
Translation (1) : Ex communist supporter who turned to the greens when communism was discredited with the collapse of the USSR.

Translation (2) : someone who has bought into the man made climate change hoax.

This hoax is propagated by the large oil companies to maintain a high oil price and to discredit any attempts of finding potential alternative ways to provide cheap energy  (e.g. research into cold fusion).

The latter reason is also a motive for the large arms companies. Imagine how their profits would be devastated if Middle East oil suddenly became irrelevant because there was a better energy source and peace broke out in most of the world.

Translation (3) : Someone who does not want the general population of the world to have comfortable lives. They are against economic expansion. They would rather see half of Africa starve every few years.

Translation (4) : A lobbyist for the billion dollar a year climate change industry and inefficient methods of energy production such as wind, solar and tide.
A lobbyist for companies that are trying to sell the government on these forms of inefficient energy production and get the government to subsidize solar panels in places like Wisconsin.
Think Solyndra.

Healthcare company (large)

Translation : An organisation that seeks to promote government policies that make American's less healthy so that they can sell more Healthcare.

Exactly the same as any other private company - sell more product and make more profits.
Unlike most private companies though, this industry profits from sickness, disease and human misery.

Can you imagine how Healthcare profits would plummet if somehow everyone started getting healthier?

Liberal

Translation (1) : A dictatorial approach to political discussion, freedom of choice and personal responsibility.

No views or opinion are valid unless they agree with your own preconceived notions.
Along with Political Correctness, policies that are designed to progressively take away your first amendment rights of freedom of speech and freedom of choice (see definition of progressive below).

As the current so called modern "liberal" views are indefensible against any logical or reasoned argument - when you lose such an argument just call your opponent a racist.

Translation (2) : A term of abuse by supporters of the GOP to label Democrat supporters as Socialists.
Why don't they just use the term Socialist?

Translation (3) : A form of social control - think Brave New World.

Translation (4) : A way of blaming your misfortunes or lack of material wealth or lack of personal happiness on others, when you can't be bothered to do anything about it yourself.

Translation (5) : thinks the solution to everything is more government, when the only solution is LESS government and the re-imposition of the Rule of Law.

N.B. What is now called "liberal" is the exact antithesis of the definition of a classical liberal (freedom of choice, personal decision making and personal responsibility).

Libertarian / Anarcho Capitalist
Translation :- A lover of fights and meaningless arguments over trivialities, technicalities and irrelevancies with people who generally agree with most of their views.

Someone who is an idealist and has no inclination to be practical about anything.
They make very poor political campaigners because they do not put their arguments in terms that most of the population can readily understand or empathise with.
Idealists who make no reference back to, or consideration of, the human condition.
Will NEVER accept 80% solutions that might be turned into 90%+, even when the current path is 180 degrees in the WRONG direction

Lobbyist 
Translation : Someone who encourages politicians to be or become the sort of politician they like to see.
Works on behalf of large Corporations or large industry groups.
(See the definition of a politician outlined below.)

NDAA The National Defense Authorisation Act 

Translation : Domestic Dissenters Control Act. 

Act to take away the natural civil rights to a speedy and fair trial which have been part of Anglo Saxon law since 1214. 

Authorizes the military to operate on the streets of American cities for the expected future requirement of large scale riot control. 

Large scale riot control is expected to be required in the near future due to the extreme economic poverty engendered by current Federal government economic policies.

N.B. the DHS have purchased 2,717 armored vehicles, ordered over 1.2bn hollow point bullets and are buying aerial drones for exactly this purpose.
They are also conducting training exercises with helicopter gunships firing blanks at real buildings in real cities.    

Mainstream Media
Translation : a cartel of 6 large Corporations designed to impart Corporatist propaganda to the masses

And very effective it is too.
Goebbel's and Stalin never achieved anything like this much control over the levels of information that their populations had.

The truth is often suppressed more by omissions than by blatant lies (although blatant lies are still pretty common place).

Monsanto
Translation : A large Corporation that seeks to monopolize the source of food production and is heavily supported by both the Republican and Democrat leaders.

An organization that is slowly poisoning the general population to the benefit of large Healthcare providers.

N.B. GMO foods are banned in both the Monsanto staff restaurant and the White House kitchen because of their harmful side effects. They don't want their own staff getting sick - it would cost them.

Neoconservative 
Translation : Policies that are designed to extract the last remaining wealth of the middle class and transfer it to wealthy bankers and other executives of large Corporations.
This is to be mainly achieved through massive pointless military spending and the huge amounts of government borrowing required for that massive and pointless military spending.
Ultimately these policies are designed to completely impoverish 99% of Americans so that they will call for a "strong leader" to repair the damage. Think Germany 1932.

N.B. 99% of GOP politicians and ALL of the current leadership of the Dems are Neocons.


Patriot Act
Translation : The UNpatriotic Act.
Shredder of the 4th amendment to enable wholescale spying on EVERY American citizen.
For the purpose of future blackmail or discrediting of any future dissenters to government policy.

Pharmaceutical company (large)

Translation : An organisation that seeks to promote government policies that make American's less healthy so that they can sell more drugs.

Exactly the same as any other private company - sell more product and make more profits.
Unlike most private companies though, this industry profits from sickness, disease and human misery.

Can you imagine how drug company profits would plummet if somehow everyone started getting healthier? 

Politician
Translation : A lying thieving scumbag in it for their own ends and to get re-elected and keep their own personal gravy train rolling.

N.B. People often go to Washington DC with good intentions but then quickly get corrupted by the 99% of people that are already there and conform to the above definition.

Progressive
Translation : Policies that are designed to progressively make 99% of Americans MUCH poorer.

Republican National Committee 
Translation : An organisation that sets out to take away of the voice of the ordinary people and to impose candidates on the Party that fully support the current Republican agenda - see below.

Republican Party 
Translation : An organisation that has thrown everything it once stood for out of the window.

Previously supported small government, balanced budgets, low taxes, civil rights and the Constitution.

Now supports reckless spending, huge government, massive deficits, $1.3tn+ of annual Corporate Welfare, perpetual war to make more enemies,  the impoverishment of America (see Neocon) and the shredding of civil rights and the Bill of Rights.

Works for the bankers, large Corporations and financial elites.
Acts directly against the interests of over 99% of Americans.

Rule of Law
Translation : A concept that has been completely abandoned by the Federal government (by BOTH parties).

The Bill of Rights no longer applies and is being shredded by both parties as fast as possible.

Large corporations can commit any white collar crime.
The executives of those Corporations know they will escape any form of sanction or penalty, whatever crimes they choose to commit.
In fact the executives that will receive the largest bonuses are those that commit more crimes than their pers in other companies.

Meanwhile 1 million ordinary harmless poorer people are incarcerated with long jail sentences for things like smoking a joint.
The rich don't go to jail for using or small time drug dealing.

"Justice" now depends on the accused's ability to pay - not the level of their guilt or innocence.
It also bears no relation to the level of harm or lack of harm that they might of don to others.

Tax Payer Relief Act (The Fiscal Cliff deal)
Translation : The large Corporations and financial elites wet dream.

Gives a huge $200bn a year tax hike to the middle class and below.
Retains ALL of the over $1.3tn a year of Corporate Welfare including ALL of the tax breaks and tax avoidance schemes that allow large Corporations to pay little or no Corporation Tax.


Tea Party / Teabaggers 
Translation (1) :- A movement that tried to restore some financial discipline and common sense into government but has utterly failed.
It did have some political success in 2010 but it no longer exists in any meaningful sense as a political force.

Translation (2) :- A term of abuse by Democrat supporters encouraged by the mainstream media.
What the people using this as a term of abuse are actually saying, is that they are against Neocon Corporatist Fascists.
As the leadership of the Democratic Party are now also overwhelmingly Neocon Corporatist Fascists the media now like to discourage all use of the term Neocon.

N.B. Teabagger institutions, think tanks and political leaders have now been subsumed into the GOP establishment and are a form of controlled opposition so that Tea Party principles no longer have credence.

War on Drugs
Translation : A PR campaign waged to increase the profits of certain large Corporations.

These Corporations include those in the following businesses who lobby heavily and spend lots of money to maintain the current drug laws of prohibition.

Pharmaceuticals - they don't like competition. they don't like happy people either - happy people tend to get less sick and don't need Prozac.
Alcohol (they don't like competition)
The private prison business (fewer prisoners would mean lower profits)

Also :-
Large banks - they make lots of profits out of laundering hundreds of billions of dollars a year of drug money cash. They can charge lots for this service too - it's black market and less competitive.
(In a smaller way this also applies to private equity, the hedge fund business and the casino/gambling business. See Bain Capital El Salvadorean seed funding as an example.)

War on Terror
Translation : a PR campaign waged to transfer the wealth of the middle class to the bankers, arms companies and rich elites.
Also  a campaign to take away ALL of Americans civil rights and eventually impose fully authoritarian Fascist rule.

Civil rights as defined in the Bill of Rights.